I totally flaked on this award season. I didn't see any of the nominated films (except 'The Help'), I didn't watch any of the award shows...but I am rectifying that now with the best one, so hopefully I made it up to anyone who might care. Anyone? Anyone? Anyway... I did this year's rewind a little differently and put together some 'competitions'.
The ladies from 'Bridesmaids'...Melissa McCarthy, Rose Byrne, Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig, Ellie Kemper, Wendi McLendon-Covey
Winner - Maya Rudolph, Loser - Wendi McLendon-Covey
Name twins...Penelope Cruz vs. Penelope Ann Miller
Winner - Penelope Cruz looks so beautiful. Love the hair, jewelry, color.
Sisters...Kate Mara vs. Rooney Mara
Winner - barely...Kate - her dress is pretty...until you notice the weird arm draping. It looks like stringy flesh or something.
Metallics...Judy Greer, Jessica Chastain, Stacy Keibler, Sandra Bullock, Meryl Streep
Winner - Jessica Chastain - I think she looks great.
Loser - Sandra Bullock - mainly because I think she knows how to do better. The dress makes her look heavy in the middle and her hair is too harsh. Also, I would say Stacy Keibler is worst with her weird rose, but she's too unimportant to care.
Co-presenters...J. Lo and Cameron Diaz
Winner - Cameron Diaz
Note to J. Lo - quit wearing your hair like that, and I've seen your boobs more times than I'd like to. Please put them away. xoxo
Green...Viola Davis vs. Glenn Close
Winner - Glenn Close - her body just awes me, and the dress fits her so well. I don't think Viola looks bad by any means and love that she went natural with her hair, but I do think the top half of the dress looks funny (Vera Wang should make 'the girls' look better than this).
E! co-hosts...Kelly Osbourne vs. Guliana Rancic
Winner - Guliana Rancic - I'm a little sentimental when I think of what she's been through this year and think she looks amazing. I do think Kelly's dress is unique and fits her wonderfully. If we could just get her to do something different with her hair!
Couples...Colin Firth/Livia Giuggiolo, Judd Apatow/Leslie Mann, Jean Dujardin/Alexandra Lamy, George Clooney/Stacy Keibler, Christopher Plummer/Elaine Taylor, Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie,
Winner - Jean Dujardin/Alexandra Lamy - they both look flawless
Loser - Brad and Angie - his hair just kills me and I think she looks so stupid sticking her leg out all the time.
Red...Emma Stone, Michelle Williams, Natalie Portman
I cannot pick a winner because I don't like any of them. Emma's bow is stupid, Michelle (who I usually think is underwhelming) looks silly with all the ruffles, and Natalie is just okay.
White...Gwyneth Paltrow, Shailene Woodley, Octavia Spencer, Milla Jovovich
Winner - Octavia Spencer - her dress just FITS - like BAM!
Loser - Shailene Woodley - mainly because she is too young for that dress.
Gwyneth's cape is dumb and Milla's dress makes her look SO flat chested.
Worst Dressed - Rooney Mara
Where to start?
Her skin is too pale for a white dress.
Her bangs and pulled back hair are too severe.
The red lips are too much.
The dress is blah.
Best Dressed - Maya Rudolph
I know I'll get some haters for this.
But she came on screen and I just went 'Oh.'
I love the color with her skin tone.
I love her soft hair and makeup.
I love the belt/shoulders, especially with the bracelet.
And with that...I'm out! Here's hoping I can do better seeing the nominated movies next year and watching the award shows.
Who were your best and worst dressed for the night?