Monday, October 14, 2019

Paige-isms

Man oh man...this little girl of mine is giving us a run for our money with this crib transition. So while I go slightly crazy from all the crying and lack of sleep, I have compiled a recent list of funny things she has said - she is SO funny!

And a few fun reminders that she used to be such a sweet sleeper...


One day when I picked her up from school and asked her how her day was, she responded 'I didn't do my homework.' This cracked me up for so many reasons. First, she's in preschool and second, she's at a Montessori school - neither of those result in homework, ha!

She loves to put makeup on. She stole some of my eye shadows and keeps it in the playroom. She wanted to put makeup on me the other day and gave me an old baby monitor {which she calls her phone} and told me I could watch play-doh {what she calls her movies on YouTube} while she did my makeup.

I asked Paige one morning 'Do you want pancakes for breakfast?' to which she replied 'I want candy and ice cream!' Don't we all, baby girl, don't we all!

She has turned into Drew when it comes to creative names for songs. She kept talking about the song about high school. I figured out she was referring to 2 songs - The One That Got Away by Katy Perry that starts with the lyrics 'The summer after high school when we first met' and The Long Way Around by The Dixie Chicks that starts with 'My friends from high school, married their high school boyfriends'. Drew actually helped me figure both of those out!


At dance, Paige was waving around a magic wand and saying 'Boppity boppity woo!'

She chops the 's' off a lot of words that start with an s and another consonant. Like smell is mell, stink is tink, skunk is kunk - too cute!

She was pooping the other day and was talking about her 'poop-gina'!

She was playing with this little pretend house where she can crawl through the door and one side looks like the inside of a house and the other is outside. She usually pretends it's her ice cream shop and she'll call out 'Ice cream for sale!' But she loves to ring the door bell and calls it the ding bell!


Drew has several fingerlings, one of them being a panda named Drew! Paige was holding it and said 'Panda, you smell!'

She told me the other day when we were snuggling in my bed after she woke up 'My eyes hurt. You are blowing your air on them.' So sorry for breathing!

In the car she was playing with this purple sloth that we got at the San Diego Zoo and she was pretending it was a crocodile. It alternated from kissing her baby to eating her baby???

On one of our nightmare evenings of putting her back in bed 100 times, she kept telling me about different parts that were hurting while she wailed. 'My knee huuuuuuurts!' 'My baby finger hurts!' 'My tooooooe hurts!' I told her her body parts hurt because she kept getting out of bed and her body was tired and needed sleep. She promptly followed that up with 'My body parts hurt! My body parts hurt!!!' 


OH PAIGE! 

Friday, October 11, 2019

Let's Talk About: My FAVORITE Books Part 1


I thought it could be fun to post about my favorite books of all time - I blog about books monthly but most of my favorites EVER date back way longer than I've been blogging! I have a Top 10 List of favorites {yes, I AM that dorky!} that I created in college and I update as necessary, but I honestly don't change it that often - there is 1 big edit that happened in the last 5 years but the rest date back as far as high school! I'm going to split this into 2 posts, so this one will focus on #10-6. Come back next week for #1-5!!



TEN


DescriptionWe are not alone…In a cave in the Himalayas, a guide discovers a self-mutilated body with the warning--Satan exists. In the Kalahari Desert, a nun unearths evidence of a proto-human species and a deity called Older-than-Old. In Bosnia, something has been feeding upon the dead in a mass grave. So begins mankind’s most shocking realization: that the underworld is a vast geological labyrinth populated by another race of beings. Some call them devils or demons. But they are real. They are down there. And they are waiting for us to find them…

Why I Love It: This book was so unique when I read it, and so many times it shocked me. I don't think this book description screams Allena which might be why it stuck with me so much and for so long after I finished it.


NINE


DescriptionEver since legwarmers were cool, best friends Tara, Katherine, and Fintan have survived small-town ennui, big-city heartbreak, and endless giddy nights out on the town. But now that they've graduated to their slightly more serious thirties, only Fintan has what can honestly be called a "love life." With Tara struggling daily with her eternal diet—and her dreadful, penny-pinching boyfriend—and Katherine keeping her single existence as organized as her drawer full of matching bra and panty sets, it seems they'll never locate the exit door out of the "last chance saloon."

But it's always when you are least ready for change that fate insists on one. And when catastrophe inevitably follows crisis, the lives of three best friends are sure to change in unexpected ways ... and not necessarily for the worse.
Why I Love It: This is probably one of the first, if not THE first adult chick-lit books I read. I was probably in college, and I fell in love with these characters and this story. I've re-read it a time or two and still think it's such a great story of friendship, the messiness of relationships, being an adult... it's just so good! Honestly I contemplated putting Cancel the Wedding on this list but the nostalgia of how much this story meant to be when I first read it has always stayed with me. We'll see if Cancel the Wedding can sneak into the top 10...
EIGHT 


Description: A portrait of the Mafia underworld as told through the fictional first family of American crime, the Corleones.

The leader, Vito Corleone, is the Godfather. He is a benevolent despot who stops at nothing to gain and hold power. His command post is a fortress on Long Island from which he presides over a vast underground empire that includes rackets, gambling, bookmaking, and unions. His influence runs through all levels of American society, from the cop on the beat to the nation''s mighty.   

Why I Love It: This book was so twisty and dark and seedy, and the very last paragraph had my jaw on the floor. I ate up every word and it ended with a mic drop. I'll never forget how I felt when I finished this book.

SEVEN


DescriptionThis is the way the world ends: with a nanosecond of computer error in a Defense Department laboratory and a million casual contacts that form the links in a chain letter of death.

And here is the bleak new world of the day after: a world stripped of its institutions and emptied of 99 percent of its people. A world in which a handful of panicky survivors choose sides - or are chosen. A world in which good rides on the frail shoulders of the 108-year-old Mother Abagail - and the worst nightmares of evil are embodied in a man with a lethal smile and unspeakable powers: Randall Flagg, the dark man.
Why I Love It: This book is exactly why I get upset when people call Stephen King a horror writer. The Stand scared the crap out of me but not in an axe-murderer-hiding-in-the-pantry sort of way. It was infinitely more subtle with how much it freaked me out. I remember reading this at night in my old bedroom {another book dating back to college} and looking around to make sure no one was in the room with me - that kind of creeped out. But OH SO GOOD. It starts as a 'virus kills everyone' story and then evolves into an epic good vs. evil battle, and I loved every page of it.

SIX 


DescriptionA pact is sealed in secret behind the foreboding walls of Newgate Prison. In return for one night of unparalleled pleasure, a dashing condemned criminal consents to wed a beautiful heiress, thereby rescuing her from an impending and abhorred arranged union.

But in the fading echoes of hollow wedding vows, a solemn promise is broken, as a sensuous free spirit takes flight to a lush Caribbean paradise, abandoning the stranger she married to face the gallows unfulfilled.
Ruark Beauchamp’s destiny is now eternally intertwined with that of the tempestuous, intoxicating Shanna. He will be free . . . and he will find her. For no iron ever forged can imprison his resolute passion. And no hangman’s noose will keep Ruark from the bride— and ecstasy—that he craves.

Why I Love It: My boss in college knew I was a huge book worm and sent me to Half Price Books one time with the specific mission of buying a book {The Flame and the Flower} by Kathleen Woodiwiss. I had never heard of her, but my boss swore I would love her books. Later that summer I was home reading said book, and my mom starts quoting the book to me. Then I found out that my name came from another of Kathleen's books {the main character in another story, Ashes in the Wind, is Alaina and when a girl popped out when my parents were expecting a boy, my mom suggested that name as she was reading the book at the time but spelled like my dad's middle name, Allen. Interestingly enough, my middle name is Kathleen, but that is also my mom's middle name, ha.} THEN I found out my future mother-in-law had a collection of Kathleen Woodiwiss books as well and were some of her favorites! What in the world?!?! I started Shanna on the drive to Brent's college graduation, and I think I read it the entire 4+ hour car ride and fell in love. I have read every one of Kathleen's books and devoured them. She is the Queen of the romance genre, and Shanna is her masterpiece. This story is definitely over-the-top at times and some scenes are eyeroll worthy, but overall it's such a great story! I love the characters and the world that is built for us. I legit read this book every couple of years and love it wholeheartedly every time.

What do you think about these favorites? Anything intrigue or surprise you? Any guesses as to what will make the second half of my list? I hope you're excited for my top 5 next week!!!