Sunday, January 19, 2014

SAG Awards 2014 Fashion Police

I thought the SAG awards were on tonight, so I was bummed to find out they were on last night - why were they on a Saturday?? We had an amazing night out with friends, so I can't complain. All the ladies were looking at the red carpet pics on the way home {instead of taking individual cabs, we just rented a limo - it cost us the exact same and was so fun!}, and I was surprised at how many looks I HATED last night. So many more bad than good. It was hard to name a 'Best Dressed', and it could have been a 10-way tie for 'Worst Dressed'!

Amy Adams
Honestly, her hair ruined this for me. She looks flawless in the dress {although I don't like the second arm band??}, and it looks beautiful against her skin, but I can't stand her hair. 

Cate Blanchett
Last week I said she normally doesn't something cutting edge that I don't 'get'. This was one of those outfits. 

Elisabeth Moss
I liked this on her. The color and cut were flattering. She just never WOWS me. 

Emma Thompson
Why? Why? This is just so bad on so many levels. 

Gretchen Mol
Another situation of the hair ruining the overall effect for me - it looks wet or greasy or something. And I'm not crazy about her shoes. 

Hannah Simone
Pretty but boring 

Jennifer Garner
I've seen this look on her many times. She looks great but it's a safe look.

Jennifer Lawrence
She looks great! I love how different she looks compared to last week. 

Julia Louis-Dreyfus
I like this better than last week but it doesn't do it for me. 

Julia Roberts
I absolutely love the color of this dress {pant suit? what is this?} and her hair is gorgeous, but the cut is somehow dowdy. 

Julie Bowen
No. Just no. 

Kaley Cuoco
2014's Most Improved! 

Lupita Nyong'o
Flawless. I love this. 

Michelle Dockery
I wish she'd get a little more fun - something BOLD! 

Sandra Bullock
This looks frumpy. 

Sarah Hyland
Her shoes are good. The rest is blah. 

Sofia Vergara
She looks so weird here. Is it her hair? Is it that her boobs look hidden? Something just isn't right. 

Abigail Breslin
I can't really find a reason to not like this, but I just don't. 

Alex Hudgens
 I loved the detailing on this to keep it from being just another black dress.

Amanda Peet
 There is nothing good about this from the bangs, to the fit, to the pattern, to the shoes. Just atrocious.

Anna Chlumsky
 She looks great!

Anna Gunn
 This color looks amazing on her skin and it fits really well.

Ariel Winter
 Why does she insist on showing us how large her chest is?

Bradley Cooper
 I like the different texture of the lapels {just a hint of something fun}, but this does NOT fit. His jacket seems too small and his pants are too tight and too short. For such a hot man, this is a hot mess.

Bruce and Laura Dern
 I think she looks really nice, and I love the father-daughter picture.

Cara Theobold {Downton Abbey}
 I don't like the wings and it is very plain.

Claire Danes
 HOT.MESS. {Except for her beautiful make-up}

Jennifer Grey
 This dress is too small, look at it STRAINING across her middle.

Edie Falco
 Butterflies? Really? I feel like where the slit is makes her legs look really thick and I hate the shoes.

Emilia Clark {Game of Thrones}
 I expect more from the Queen of Dragons

Helen Mirren
 Oh Helen. I depend on your amazing-ness at every award show. What happened?

Holly Hunter
 Pretty but nothing special.

Isla Fisher
Too pale, too slinky

James Marsden
 I have loved James Marsden since a mid-90s show called Second Noah. He can't do much wrong in my eyes. But why oh why are his pants so short? And crotch-huggy?

Jane Krakowski
 This fits awkward.

Jared Leto and mom
 He is beautiful. I don't care what his tux looks like. {I do wish his tie wasn't white.}

Josh Holloway
 Wow. Nailed it.

Juliette Lewis
 Wow. Did not nail it.

Katrina Bowden
 This fit her SOOO good. And I love how simple everything else was to really let the gold detailing stand out.

Kit Harringon {Game of Thrones}
 Another good-fitting tux - it's a miracle!

Laura Carmichael {Downton Abbey}
I actually really love the dress, but I think her hair is too severe. She has very strong facial features, and I think softer hair would have made a big difference. 

Lena Headley
 Too much pattern!

Maisie Williams {Game of Thrones} 
 She's a young girl, so I think this is nice, but something about the hair is throwing me off.

Malin Ackerman
 Another one with too much pattern. It overwhelms her to where you can't even tell what you think about the actual dress.

Mariah Carey
 Oh Mimi, no.

Mario Lopez
 Do you think he likes his pants this tight? They are always SO tight.

Matt and Luciana Damon
Very nice. {Except for the wrinkles in her dress.} 

Matthew and Camila McConaughey
 Another subtle jacket switch that looks super nice. Her dress fits weird, no?

Mayim Bialik
 Her make-up is pretty. That is all.

Melissa Rauch
 This fits her well and I like the shiny belt.

Meryl Streep
 Wouldn't it be nice NOT to expect her to look bad?

Mindy Kaling 
 The color looks amazing on her skin, but I feel like it fits weird?

Natalie Dormer {Game of Thrones}
This is so weird.

Oprah Winfrey
 Is this her uniform? I guess if it ain't broke...

Patricia Arquette
 Not flattering in the least

Peter Dinklage {Game of Thrones}
 Another great-fitting tux!

Porti Di Rossi
 How neat is the back of this?

Sarah Paulson
 1950s bride gone wrong

Sibel Kekilli and John Bradley {Game of Thrones}
 They both clean up so nice!

Sophie McShera {Downton Abbey}
 I really like this! The cutouts and sheer parts are neat without being too much and it fits great {although maybe a little bit more hemming}

Sophie Turner {Game of Thrones}
 I love the nude belt!

Sufe Bradshaw
 This is what I imagine Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez would look like today.

Tina Fey
She looks so great! 

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
She looks somewhat better than last week, but he looks worse!

Best Dressed
Elisabeth Rohn
 Rhonda and I both went 'oooh' when we saw this pic. I don't normally like blondes in pale colors, but I think the lace made it still have a lot of depth. And she is just so beautiful!

Worst Dressed
Kerry Washington
Oh.my.gosh.  I get wanting to be daring while pregnant, but this is NOT the way to do it. This just fits Kerry so terribly. Cuts her body off in such a weird spot and just makes her look fat. I will say this again - hug the bump. Embrace it. Flaunt it. DON'T pull your skirt above it and then wear a crop top.

What were your favorites and least favorites of the night?


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm laughing so hard at some of these comments! Love this. Tweeted a link. Glad that I made the cut!
-Alex Hudgens

Misty C. said...

I adore Kerry Washington, but she does indeed look HUGE!

Anonymous said...

I still can't believe that Kerry Washington 'outfit'. Stop. Just stop.

Rhonda

Karen M. Peterson said...

Lupita was my pick for Best Dressed.

Kerry was definitely the worst!