Sunday, January 12, 2014

Golden Globes 2014 Fashion Police

Award Season!! Yippee! 

I had the Red Carpet Pre-Show on the TV while the kids were playing, and trying to explain to Trent what that was was pretty hilarious. 'Well, people who are in movies are going to get awards and Mommy likes to watch pictures of them arriving at the award show to see their dresses.' His response 'But when do you get to watch the movies?' Ha!

Allison and I have a plan to watch all Best Picture nominees for the Oscars again this year {nominations come out this week}, but we will have a long hill to climb if my knowledge of the Golden Globes nominees has anything to say about that... But I love a challenge!

Now....onto the fashion!!!

Two Tone

Amy Adams
I loved her hair and how the dress fit except in the bust.  

Audrey Plaza
Not loving this. It doesn't seem to fit and the cut is weird, right? And her hair looks like how mine looks at work {as, you know, an ACCOUNTANT} most days - and I'm usually unhappy with my hair. 

Emma Thompson
The dress fits her well, but it looks like she's going to a political fundraiser, no? 

Emma Watson
I don't get this. Maybe I'm just not fashion-forward enough? 

Julie Bowen
This would have looked great on someone younger. 

Monica Potter
She is not wide, but this dress makes her seem wide. And like smooshed {?} in the bust. Just weird. 

Sandra Bullock
When I only saw the top half, I loved it. When I saw the whole thing, I hated it. Now I think I love it again?? 

Taylor Swift
I really think she never looks bad. I hope she pays her stylist well to never quit.

Dressing the Bump

Drew Barrymore, Kerry Washington, and Olivia Wilde
Being pregnant and wearing a dress - there is 1 way to not look huge. Hug the bump. Drew needs to learn this lesson. I love Kerry and Olivia.
The Men

Apolo Ohno

I mainly included the picture of Apolo Ohno to remind everyone I met him. {grin}

 Bradley Cooper

Chris Pine
Yes please. 

 Jared Leto
 He will always be Jordan Catalano to me, and I will always love him.

Leonard DiCaprio
Another favorite! 

Okay so obviously that was just a chance for me to post pictures of some gorgeous men!

Downton Abbey

Another chance for me to showcase my favorite show!

Black and White

Adele Exarchopoulos
I included this picture because I thought Adele was just so pretty {minus the weird darts at her breasts}. I didn't know who she was, but I loved her dress and her look. {She's in a French film.} 

Amy Poehler
A fun take on just a basic black dress. 

Cate Blanchett
She always does something unique. I don't always like it, but I liked this. 

Emma Roberts
Very clean lines, very simple, pretty

Hayden Panettiere
I'm just indifferent to this. 

Jennifer Lawrence 
I think the second band looks weird. And I don't like her super dark lip. With that said, I LOVE her and her acceptance speech was so funny. 

Jessica Chastain
I like it but am not blown away by it. 

Julia Roberts
 She looked flawless. Interesting with the white shirt at the top.

Margot Robbie
 I loved her on Pan Am and she looks beautiful!

Mayim Bialik
She always dresses conservative. This one really worked in my mind. 

Melissa McCarthy
I know she has a hard body to dress, but I just don't like the weird metallic strip going down it. 

Uma Thurman
How you make a black dress busy. But it looks good on her.

Big Bows

Paula Patton, Edie Falco
Nope. Hate these both.


Kate Beckinsale
I think she is now officially #1 on my 'girl crush' list.

Emilia Clarke
                                        Game of Thrones!!! And she looks great!

Kate Mara
I think she is so pretty and always looks so weird and awkward on a red carpet. 

Mila Kunis
Hey Mila, you're rich, gorgeous and dating Ashton Kutcher - let's smile a little. 

Naomi Watts

Zooey Deschanel
This is all kinds of wrong.


-Channing, Matt, Matthew and Chris...drool.
-Rita Wilson needs some help.
-Robin Wright and Ben Foster...anyone else find them weird as a couple?
-Weird beard/jeans dude - I included this picture because he's a LAWYER.

Bold Colors

Berenice Bejo
Fancy curtains anyone? 

Helen Mirren
I 99% of the time LOVE everything she wears. Tonight was no exception. 

Julia Louis-Dreyfus
She always poses weird. Like she's trying SO HARD to suck in. 

Kristin Chenoweth
Her face looks funny, but I like the way the dress fits. 

Reese Witherspoon
She was almost my best dressed. I am just not a fan of that blunt hairstyle.

Melissa Rauch, Lena Dunham
Melissa looks great, Lena does not.


Heidi Klum
I don't like the necklace, her hair or the sheer bottom section. Boo. 

Kaley Cuoco
She never gets it right. 

Rashida Jones
Nothing about this is good. 

Tina Fey
I liked this much better on TV. And I liked what she wore during the show WAY better. 

Young Ladies

Ariel Winter, Taissa Farmiga, Sarah Hyland
I think Taissa looks so perfect for 19. Ariel is trying WAY too hard and Sarah just looks okay. Kind of blah. 

Best Dressed

Sofia Vegara
I picked her because she looks stunning but for once it's a little different than what she normally wears. I was expecting a mermaid slinky gown, so I was so excited to see her in this. Her hair, the statement necklace, her makeup. It's all perfect! 

Worst Dressed

Zoe Saldana
The off-the-shoulder, the weird decals, the asymmetrical/lace hem -

Whew! There you go! My first 2014 fashion recap!!

How did I do? Who were your favorites and not-so-favorites?


the blogivers said...

I pretty much agree with you on everything! Loved Kate Beckinsale the most - she is just gorgeous. And the Jared Leto comment made me laugh, although I can't handle his hair/facial hair!

Kathryn Bagley said...

You had me cracking up!! I missed it last night but of course my fav was Taylor!! Oh and Hayden's hair?? umm no maam!!

Karen M. Peterson said...

Generally, I thought the GG fashion was pretty good. Some of these, though, are HIDEOUS.

Kelly said...

Amy Adams was my favorite of the night!