Friday, September 20, 2013

Deep Thoughts

*When driving home from downtown: I sure wish the floo network was real. {Any Harry Potter fans out there?}

*Is a second alcoholic beverage worth pumping and dumping?

*Texas country music is better than Nashville country music.

*Overheard at dinner: There will always be someone skinnier and prettier than me, but there will also always be someone uglier and fatter than me. {My new mantra! HA!}

*I hate nursing bras with a passion.

*When I had a 'curb check' with my brand new tires: Well, that didn't take long.

And yes, I have 2 college degrees and a CPA license. {grin}



3 comments:

Kelly said...

HA! Love it!

Anonymous said...

That's why every husband should buy the road hazards for their wives. I expect that very few even know what that means.... - B

Anonymous said...

That's why every husband should buy the road hazards for their wives. I expect very few to know what that means....-B