My Annoying Husband

Last night I was irrationally irritated with Brent.  I fully admitted I was being irrational, and he just laughed at me.  But it got me thinking about all the things that annoy me about him.  So here goes...

• He watches TV on my side of the bed.  {Although, flip side, he keeps my side warm.}
• He hates flat sheets, so he constantly smushes ours to the bottom of the bed when watching TV on MY SIDE of the bed.
• He breathes too loud sometimes.
• He doesn't like fans on when we sleep.  {Too bad, I have 2}
• I pop my knuckles because he used to pin me down in high school and pop them to torture me.  The habit stuck.
• He refuses to put dishes in the dishwasher.
• He pops his neck when I am rubbing his neck.  That feels SO sick.
• He consistently doesn't replace the toilet paper roll.  He will get a new roll and rest it on the empty one.

So there you go!  I know I make him sound like a troll {grin}, but I'm glad he isn't listing his pet peeves of mine - the list would be too long!