Friday, April 13, 2012

My Annoying Husband

Last night I was irrationally irritated with Brent.  I fully admitted I was being irrational, and he just laughed at me.  But it got me thinking about all the things that annoy me about him.  So here goes...

  • He watches TV on my side of the bed.  {Although, flip side, he keeps my side warm.}
  • He hates flat sheets, so he constantly smushes ours to the bottom of the bed when watching TV on MY SIDE of the bed.
  • He breathes too loud sometimes.
  • He doesn't like fans on when we sleep.  {Too bad, I have 2}
  • I pop my knuckles because he used to pin me down in high school and pop them to torture me.  The habit stuck.
  • He refuses to put dishes in the dishwasher.
  • He pops his neck when I am rubbing his neck.  That feels SO sick.
  • He consistently doesn't replace the toilet paper roll.  He will get a new roll and rest it on the empty one.
So there you go!  I know I make him sound like a troll {grin}, but I'm glad he isn't listing his pet peeves of mine - the list would be too long!


Unknown said...

definitely could be a lot worse, but kent does that shit with the sheets too and its tres annoying.

Anonymous said...

Get back in the kitchen. - B

Melissa said...

So glad you posted this! I thought I was the only one who would admit their husband can be annoying!! Sorry Brent!!!